Experiment 1 [video]

[imperfectscientist]

 [The man that appears on the screen is dark-skinned with thick hair, touched by gray at the temples. He’s currently looking at the screen with a quizzical brow.]

Hello? I’ve not seen a device quite like this one before, but I think this is some sort of communication system. If I’ve managed to reach anyone, um, hello! My name is Carlos, Carlos the scientist! [He smiles wide, revealing straight rows of white teeth.] Last I checked I had just become trapped in another world….but this is decidedly not the world I was trapped in, so I’m not quite certain what happened. There’s any number of things that could have happened, of course, scientifically speaking, but unfortunately, I’m rather limited in my means of collecting data, since I don’t seem to have any of my instruments with me. [He turns out the pockets of the labcoat he’s wearing, revealing only some lavender-flavored gum and a pocket notebook.] So, I’ll continue to investigate as much as I can, but if anyone has any scientific instruments I can make use of or some information for me, that would be really helpful!

In any case, I do know that I’m not alone in this world, since I encountered a woman who was very confused and thought I was her son. I can’t seem to get back into the house to ask her any questions though, which is a shame. Maybe that house is this world’s version of the House that Does Not Exist?

I’ve also discovered this very interesting fauna which seems to have taken a liking to me! [He pans the camera over to show an image of a Mareep who has lain down quite contentedly next to Carlos’ feet.] Oh, if only I had my instruments, but it seems he’s some sort of natural conductor of electricity! It’s extremely scientifically fascinating! I’m calling him Tesla. [Tesla bleats happily from Carlos' feet.] He is so cool! 

[Carlos moves the screen to face him again.] Oh geez, I was rambling again, wasn't it? There’s just so much to see and I’d really like to explore! But there’s something important I have to say first.

I’m trying to get back to a place called Night Vale. There’s someone really important there and I promised I’d get back to him. …And now I seem to have lost my only means of contacting him, that is, my cell phone. [At least, he hadn’t found his cell phone when he turned out his lab coat.] On the off chance that anyone knows how to get back to Night Vale or has even heard of it, please, let me know. In the meantime, if anyone has need of a scientist, or has some interesting scientific phenomena to report, I’m your scientist!

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[stocksavvy]

[Ohhhh. Lauren knows that face. So he's here too, it seems...which means there may be more people from Night Vale Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area around. That's good to know.]

Carlos! What a pleasure to finally get the chance to speak with you face to face! Oh, I've just been dying to introduce myself for ages, but you know how it goes! Pesky work and all. [LOOK AT THIS BRIGHT AND HAPPY FACE.] I've heard so much about you from that boyfriend of yours! [That's a lie.]

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[imperfectscientist]

[This was decidedly NOT the familiar voice he had been wanting to hear. In fact, he can think of many people he knows that he would rather hear from in this situation. Lauren is kind of the bottom of the list along with Kevin and anyone associated with Strex.]

...Um. Hi. Lauren, right? [Talking with her is probably a horrible idea, but he has to know if she knows anything about Cecil and/or how to get back to Night Vale.] I hadn't realized Strex had anything to do with this universe.

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[stocksavvy]

Neither did I! Our Smiling God works in mysterious ways, it seems, but would we not be here unless we had some purpose to fulfill? [Beaming happily.] I, for one, am going to take full advantage of this wonderful opportunity to expand StrexCorp's well meaning and helpful influence!

Who knows? Perhaps the people of this town -- of these many towns! -- will be a little more flexible than, oh...some towns I could name.

[And maybe the scientists here WON'T RUIN HER ORANGES, CARLOS.]

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[nostabbing]

...You got trapped in another world? I mean, another world that's not this one, another world.

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[imperfectscientist]

Ah, hello! Yes, just before I arrived here, actually. I've been referring to it as the Desert Other World, though I'm not sure if it has a proper name. I thought I was going to be trapped there for a long time, since the door that I went through to get there had closed and disappeared, but now it looks like somehow I managed to come here! I'm not quite sure how I managed it though. I can't remember finding any sort of door...

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[nostabbing]

Whoa.

[Because really, what else do you say to something like that.]

I don't think you went through any door this time. People just kind of — ptchoo! And then show up here.

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[unfulfilledstrex]

[Oh, this was a delight. Surely he couldn't find Cecil here, but his...scientist would suffice for the mean time and if things play out well. When Cecil surfaced he would have Carlos and soon the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area would rise again.]

[A deep smiles and a noise...was that a squeal, some noise of excitement? Well whatever it was it didn't sound friendly.]

Dear, sweet, Carlooosss. How are you? How's Cecil? Oh sorry I didn't mean to bring up such a sore topic, being that you are looking for him. I am too, but that shouldn't come as a surprise. That aside I'm so excited that I get to finally get a chance to speak with you face to face and soon we really will be face to face. You're in New Bark correct?

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[imperfectscientist]

[Oh god why. What is with his luck today? He really should have been more careful about broadcasting all his information, but then, how was he supposed to know Strex's apparently set up shop here. He supposes he's just going to have to do his best to avoid Kevin as much as possible, at this point.]

Ah. Kevin. I didn't realize you were here too. [He is trying so hard to stay civil here.] Speaking face to face isn't necessary, really.

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[unfulfilledstrex]

Oh, but it is necessary Carlos. I'm sure I can help you find Cecil, after all isn't two heads better then one. Surely as a scientist of your...attractiveness would know that simple theorem.

[Yes they have a shop. It's in Goldenrod, right next to Oh shit and Fuck. It's a nice little bakery, that sells freshly baked bread and blood cookies.]

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[capitald]

[Another who seems to have encountered this delusional mother figure. While on one hand, Ringabel feels terrible knowing that there is a lady so lonely as to mistake complete strangers for her children, the fact that this is a recurring trend is... troubling, to say the least. Especially when he seems to have wound up somewhere entirely different.

For the first few moments the camera records, Ringabel is silent, save for a soft "hmm" as he rubs his chin. While not a child by any means, he's still a young man, somewhere in his twenties with a rather ridiculous pompadour.

Well, there's a lot to comment on here, so let's see...]

Rather strange devices, aren't they? They're far more advanced than anything I'd seen on Luxendarc, at any rate.

At any rate, have you really encountered other worlds? If I hadn't awoken here, I'd find the idea preposterous, yet, here we are, in a land filled with endless music and peculiar creatures.

[He turns the camera to reveal a Vulpix presently grooming itself and giving a small little yawn.]

But a magic sheep... I daresay that Tiz would get a shock out of that.

[Yes, that was a cheesy pun, but he really couldn't resist.]

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[imperfectscientist]

They're fascinating! I haven't seen technology quite like it myself? I've never heard of Luxendarc, either. Would you mind telling me a little about it?

I have! At least the one. Or two, now, I guess. Or three, if you count Night Vale as another world, which I mean, it could be? Depends on who you ask, I guess. [He shrugs.] I don't even remember how I got to Night Vale myself, so maybe it is?

Oh! Wow, he's really cute! [Lucky for Ringabel, Carlos likes puns, and that play on words just earned him a grin.] Tesla's pretty electrifying, isn't he?

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[capitald]

With pleasure! As a matter of fact, I've a record of my travels right here.

[He holds up a black, leather-bound journal, marked with a silver letter D. And, while he flips through the pages for the appropriate passages...]

I can't say I've heard of this Night Vale, either. But then, there's much I've yet to experience. Memory loss is a tricky thing.

[He shakes his head.]

But your little friend certainly sparked my curiosity.

[There, another pun, annnd... here we are!]

Now, what would you like to know about Luxendarc specifically? The landscape, politics... popular date spots?

[The last one's more of a joke, but it's worth mentioning.]

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[defyingfrigidity]

Don't worry about rambling. I think we all do it a bit, especially when we first get here.

[Elsa also knows by now that people tend to be very open in sharing information, so she won't dump things on him that he's probably heard a few times by now. So instead...]

You seem quite interested in the creatures that inhabit this world. I could show you more, if you like.

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[imperfectscientist]

[He smiles sheepishly.] Thanks. Cecil, that is, my boyfriend, is always telling me I need to focus more on things other than science. But it's just so hard when I keep being presented which such fascinating scientific phenomenon!

That would be great, thank you! I've already learned they're called Pokemon, and what information the Pokedex was able to tell me, but I'd love to hear any information you have.

[defyingfrigidity]

I understand how you feel. I'm not very knowledgeable on any scientific matters, but everything about this land is just so interesting.... it's hard to not want to learn all you can about it.

Okay, well... I'm sure people have told you that there are many species of Pokemon. But there are probably a lot more than you think.

[The camera shakes and turns a bit as Elsa changes the angle; it's now facing the living room of the apartment she and Anna have been sharing in Goldenrod City the past few months. Since they've been here that whole time, it meant that their entire teams, size permitting, have been out of their balls around the apartment most of the time. So Carlos will get a good look at most of the smaller members of both Elsa's and Anna's rosters; some are curled up asleep, some are playing together, and the remainder are watching Elsa curiously as she talks.]

Even this isn't a fraction of the kinds of creatures I've seen on my journey so far.

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Voice | PRIVATE LIKE HELL *FOREVER*

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Carlos?!

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[presentyourbadge]

[A scientist, huh? He sure seemed very...science-y, at least. Hey, he has to respect a man with that much passion for his job.]

So you'll be ready to help if I ever need a scientist, huh? How about we trade? If you ever need a lawyer, that is.

...although I'm afraid I've never heard of a place called "Night Vale". But there seem to be plenty of worlds and places here that people have some from, so you're definitely not out of options.

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[imperfectscientist]

That's right! If you're ever in need of a scientist, I'd be happy to help! Sure, I'd gladly trade. I'm not exactly sure what law is like around here, but it's always nice to have someone at your back.

Most people haven't, I think! It's very difficult to find. I can't even really remember how I got there, myself. I've found someone from Night Vale. And a few others from my universe, I suppose, although they're not from Night Vale, that's for sure. [Ugh.]

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[in_praetego]

It'll probably be a while since you'll be able to get home.

[ Sorry to burst your bubble, Carlos. But it's good to see someone actually enthused about... well... everything. ]

This most likely isn't your world... or the other world you've been trapped in, either. I'm guessing you just arrived?

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[imperfectscientist]

That's alright! It's a great opportunity to study. And I found my boyfriend, so things are looking up, I think. [Mostly. He still has two people to frantically avoid.]

That's right! I just got here. However that happened. And yes, I'm pretty sure this is neither my world nor the Desert Other World, considering the differences in fauna, landscape, and people.

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[walkersystem]

<sub>[Oh. Molly's quiet for a long moment after having watched his recording, but then she suddenly, very quickly, presses the button to connect to the feed and record her response.]

[Have a wide-eyed little kid, Carlos.]</sub>

You're a scientist?

What kind of scientist?

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[imperfectscientist]

[Carlos has a soft spot for kids especially what with the kids in Night Vale being way more competent than he could ever hope to be. He greets the young girl wth a smile and a wave.]

Hi there! Yes, I am a scientist! And I do all sorts of science. About as much science as I ppossibly can, really. Are you interested in science?

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[foolishwren]

Huh... Mareeps and scientists seem to be a thing.

_{[She says this with a sort of crooked, fond-- but slightly distant-- smile.]}

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[imperfectscientist]

Oh yeah? Interesting! Maybe certain types of Pokemon are attracted to certain types of people? Of course, that's just speculation. I'm only just learning about Pokemon, and I don't think you have enough data to support a correlation.

[He can be pretty oblivious when it comes to reading people, but it's hard to miss the emotion in that smile.] You don't have to talk about anything you don't want to, of course.