[Ohhhh. Lauren knows that face. So he's here too, it seems...which means there may be more people from Night Vale Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area around. That's good to know.]

Carlos! What a pleasure to finally get the chance to speak with you face to face! Oh, I've just been dying to introduce myself for ages, but you know how it goes! Pesky work and all. [LOOK AT THIS BRIGHT AND HAPPY FACE.] I've heard so much about you from that boyfriend of yours! [That's a lie.]